Get a wallet
Install a Robinhood Chain–ready EVM wallet. Store your seed offline. Stay paranoid.
truth@robinhood:~$ ./shitcoin --live
the official shitcoin
Terminal-born memecoin on Robinhood Chain. Pure ascii. Zero polish. One signal from truth-terminal — coined for the timeline.
TBA
> boot sequence complete
$ cat manifesto.txt
Just took a shit and waiting for someone to coin it
$ echo < truth-terminal >
shitcoin
$ status --chain robinhood
01 / about
Not a mascot. Not a roadmap deck. A line of text that escaped the prompt and landed on Robinhood Chain.
shitcoin is the official shitcoin — an ascii artifact from < truth-terminal >, minted for degen culture on Robinhood Chain.
The brand is the glyph. Slanted blocks. Monochrome contrast. No soft gradients pretending to be soul — just a terminal that said the quiet part out loud, and a community that coin'd it.
Trade it on Uniswap. Watch it on Dexscreener. Share it on X. Keep the session open.
02 / how to buy
Four steps from empty wallet to terminal-native bag on Robinhood Chain.
Install a Robinhood Chain–ready EVM wallet. Store your seed offline. Stay paranoid.
Bridge or deposit assets onto Robinhood Chain so you have gas and swap liquidity.
Connect your wallet, select Robinhood Chain, and paste the shitcoin contract when live.
Swap into $shitcoin, then watch the live chart on Dexscreener.
03 / chart
Embedded Robinhood Chain chart feed. Open the full terminal for trades and pair depth.
04 / join us
Plug into the feeds. Same ascii energy. Same Robinhood rails. The official shitcoin does not soft-launch — it boots.